What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:04

From Russia With Love
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”